BEDTIME LULLABIES AND OTHER TALL STORIES.
STEPHEN CARLEY.
The CEMETERY SESSIONS at The Samuel Worth Chapel, Sheffield.
Saturday November 7th 2026.
With LOU BARNELL and TEDDY HUNTER.
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“Like doom scrolling through X on acid”.
“A mature work of tessellated Juvenalian apocalyptic hope”.
“Well that was fuckety fuck fuck fab. Just great work”.
“ACE. Looks a bit like the old video game DOOM! Insane”.
“Choose Your Fighter! A powerful piece indeed! It was a rollicking good performance Brother!”.
“Dada is dead, long live Dada”.
“I don’t know who looks more exhausted Stephen, you or the audience!”.
Dada / Ubu Roi / Karaoke / etc…
Theatre. Play. Cheap props. Face paint and masks. Bad suits. Awful ties.
Ear to the ground. Face the front. Don’t piss into the wind.
Let’s see where this goes shall we?
Perhaps we are always ‘in character’…
“One can show one’s contempt for the cruelty and stupidity of the world by making of one’s life a poem of incoherence and absurdity. That’s a beautiful speech, but nobody’s listening. Let’s go”.
Alfred Jarry, Ubu Roi.
Are you sitting comfortably, then I’ll begin…

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